Mar 6, - Believe it or not, spicy food can be a real pain in the butt! The capsaicin in it causes a burning sensation in the gastrointestinal tract, increased. They have Witch Hazel in them and they cool your butt I laughed at some of my friends about it until I tried them and now I don't ever want to BUT HOLY GOD OF FUCK MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING.