Feb 19, - TL;DR Tried branding the shape of an arrow onto my arm, now it looks like a penis then you deserve to have a nasty penis shaped scar on your arm for the rest of your life . The wife here says 8 seconds is for riding a bull. I love your penis! Nothing says I love you (or like you enough to hump) like an I love your penis condom! . Image result for sexy dirty sex quotes. Strong Girl.